Tuesday, August 31, 2010

don't marry a player. don't fall in love with one either. maybe i'm wrong, maybe it isn't just players, but it seems that all they want when they hit middle age is to prove to themselves that they've still got it. maybe if someone gives them a little attention they believe that bald spot on the back of their head isn't that noticible (it is) or that their gut doesn't protrude as far as they fear (it does). they may believe that all they want is someone besides their wife or girlfriend to want them. but they want more than that. they want to return to their glory days. everyone would like to turn the clock back. i know i do. so many decisions i would have made differently.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

correction... i didn't mean to say a mother in need of stress. I ment to say in need of some stress relief =)

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" in the words of an old school friend." oh lordy lordy lordy. it's one of those days. one of those days where chucking ur kid out the car window sounds like a reasonable idea. It's hot, I'm stressed, the last thing I want to deal with right now is a cranky 5 year old. When my now freshmen then kindergartner and his little sister would work my nerves I'd threaten to put them on ebay. Never in a mean way, always trying to lighten the mood. Remember the starfish from finding nemo? she was from ebay. I stopped using that joke when a mom actually put her child on ebay. These days when everyone has a camera phone anything u say can and will be used against you. Whether or not you've been read your miranda rights. Leaves very little room for joking with your kids about chucking them out the car window or selling them on ebay. So what is a mother of the 21st century to do when in the
need of some stress? Maybe that is why our society is on depression medication. We can't laugh anymore

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